Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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