O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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