what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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