if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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