Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
you will always have a special place in my vag
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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