Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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