at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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