i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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