i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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