I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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