Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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