Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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