think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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