i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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