You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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