Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
