She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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