Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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