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I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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