Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There's always time for handjobs
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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