Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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