please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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