Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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