Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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