Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
im on a boat
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