she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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