News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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