I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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