ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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