Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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