How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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