he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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