I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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