So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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