i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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