your parents love me but you hate me
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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