it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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