dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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