Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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