therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's always time for handjobs
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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