try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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