Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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