I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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