Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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