yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
