what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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