i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
