is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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