ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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