Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
do herpes really smell.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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