Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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