Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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