so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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