they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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